I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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