Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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