So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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