I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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