But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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