There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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