so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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