Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
