there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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