I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I just want to make out with him forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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