My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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