Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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