she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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