No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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