so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I need water and some morals
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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