haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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