we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
