I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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