Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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