***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Panties = found
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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