I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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