I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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