Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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