38 yer olds are good kisserssss
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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