carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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