i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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