Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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