I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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