haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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