Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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