Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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