I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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