I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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