come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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