i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it because I queefed?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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