You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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