I only kidnapped one of them. chill
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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