is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
