Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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