So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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