I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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