its not stalking. its research.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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