I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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