is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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