what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize