Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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