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say what?
wanna hang out?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
