R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"