Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(937): View more from Ohio

I'll bet she douches with gravy.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Too much gin, very little bucket

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(219): View more from Indiana

Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.

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(817): View more from Texas

Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.

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(415): View more from California

I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal

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