I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges