so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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