I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal