i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
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