the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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