break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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