North Korea, Best Korea!
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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