I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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