So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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