I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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