Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
where does the pee come out of this thing
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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