Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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