I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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