He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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